GOITER PEACH!

GOITER PEACH!  Spring 2011. 

The baby made me eat it.

Man has it been a long time since I've posted anything on this.  I got kind of sick of blogs; seems so self-important.  Yet, people seemed to find it fun and hilarious so since I'm in the mood, here we go.


Today I was downtown and went to McDonald's for lunch (SHHHHH, DON'T TELL DAVID).  I was so hungry I thought I was going to puke.  I walked through all of Covent Garden Market, trying to make a more proper choice but I HAD TO HAVE FRIES AND FOUNTAIN POP.

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So back over to McDonald's I went.   Might I mention, this was at the McD's at the corner of Dundas & Richmond Street, The Core of Downtown.  So not only was the food delicious (how did that Big Mac appear on my tray?), there was constant entertainment- a veritable dinner theatre:

• The ghetto mom with the loud, demanding daughter who could not DEAL that they had run out of Despicable Me minions for the Happy Meals.  Someone in line shouted "TAKE WHAT YOU GIT.. TAKE WHAT Y'GIT".  (Smirk).
•  The older dude sitting across from me wearing double headphones- white in colour- who kept trying to make eye contact and who took more than one glance at my very pregnacious bosom.
• The revolting dude in front of me in line... how can I describe this...
• dirty hair
• a white "wife-beater" that was too large & long, exposing his:
• hairy neck
• hairy back
• super hairy pits
• sporadically hairy upper arms
• a severe case of psoriasis which extended way beyond his WHITE SOCKS  
• (I am taking MS Word courses... note my use of bullets and demoted bullets.  I rock.)

Now, considering I am nauseous most of the time and am on high doses of diclectin, this was NOT  a good combination.  Saving grace?  No smell.  Also he seemed like a nice guy.  And I felt bad for the skin issue.  Like, I mean, how much does that suck when summer rolls around and you can't just wear sandals and shorts?  Poor bugger. 

Anyway, then I hobbled down to the tax centre, wobbled back to Covent Garden market, and bought 10 furry peaches.  I cannot WAIT for Niagara Peaches to come out in their full glory.  I will eat a minimum of 7 at once, and just lean right over the sink to do so.  This reminds me of last year's Goiter Peach:

OMG.

I CANNOT FIND THE PHOTO OF ME AND GOITER PEACH.

I will continue that search, but in the meanwhile:

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Nextly, I am deep into a serious Pinterest addiction.  Like, if you are prone to being obsessive with things/people/books/fads/trends/clothing/fill-in-any-possible-blank, then oh my Lord, Pinterest will be a problem in your life.

When I was going through my tattoo fanaticism last summer, Pinterest and me?  Don't even.

Inspired by:
http://pinterest.com/pin/116389971589544318/

And now with the impending baby?  Let's just put it like this:

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 http://pinterest.com/pin/287737863665399814/

I am- once again- hungry.  I wish someone would make me some really crunchy, super-spice-filled ginger snaps, like those really ______ crunchy buggers.   I printed off a recipe but feel too lethargic to make them. Oh yeah, while waiting for the bus today, a lady says to me "Expecting a baby soon?"  I was like, "Yeah, early October".

"ARE YOU SURE IT'S JUST ONE?" she says.  

Meh!